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If you are looking for a Cannondale, come on down to Huckleberry town. We are the number one, premier, omg!, smoothest, newest, and doobiest Cannondale dealer in the world. Maybe you’ve heard of us? We beat the dildo museum on the list of coolest new businesses is San Francisco. Smooothest. Cannondale. Dealer.

(Hopefully the more I use the word Cannondale the more likely the search engine algorithms will favor us. I’m doing this for you, so that you don’t waste your time by going to some other bike shop that is soon having a much-publicized sale but that no longer deals Cannondale bicycles.)

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